This is not a joke: The agent of Alvaro Morata meets with Liverpool

I have created the blog jokes.operatura.info with the idea to share some funny stuff I come across. From time to time I have access to some interesting news concerning Liverpool Football Club, which I would like to share with you. As this is my only blog in English, I will be sharing the news here under the category “This is not a joke”. Of course, I am not an insider or anything like that, I will just post news that I believe there is some truth in. Please, take everything with a pinch of salt.

Juanma Lopez, the agent of Real Madrid’s striker Alvaro Morata, met with the managing director of Liverpool Ian Ayre last week, claims an Anfield source.

The meeting took place at Radisson Blu Hotel at Manchester airport.

It is not known yet whether the meeting has anything to do with Morata. The striker rejected Liverpool in the past and made it clear that he wanted to move to London, with Arsenal being his preferable choice.

Gary Neville’s reaction on whether Liverpool can win the title this year

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Liverpool have not won a league title since 1990 and are the last team not to win the Premiership when being first on Christmas, but most of the reds fans (including me, yes, I believe, “You Will Never Walk Alone”, etc.) feel like this could be their year (again, for the 23th consecutive time).

As it seems the Christmas spirit affected Jamie Carragher too, who answered the question “Can Liverpool win the league, Jamie?”, with “Liverpool could win it”:

As you can see, the former Manchester United defender Gary Neville agrees.

Funny players’ names

A futsal team recently fielded the following players during an indoor football tournament in Denmark:

Rub mé I’mKeen

Wayne Ruin’me

Romelu Bukkake

Daniel Shagger

and Oliver Can’t as goalkeeper.

Not suitable for work warning: It is highly recommended not to google the origins of Romelu Lukaku’s last name if you are not familiar with it.

PCL goes PCE, Peter Hook gibes New Order for playing in “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

New Order performed their classic single “Bizarre Love Triangle” and the opening track of the just released collection Lost Sirens “I’ll Stay With You” in the “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” late-night talk show.

Not surprisingly, their former bass player Peter Hook blamed his former bandmates for selling their souls to the devil for money. He wrote in Twitter:

 

You can watch New Order’s performances here:

New Order, “Bizarre Love Triangle”

New Order, “I’ll Stay With You”

Photo: YouTube

Giant graffiti stops racing at the Nordschleife

Nordschleife

Nordschleife, Picture: Sam Preston

Yesterday’s morning Touristenfahrten session at the Nürburgring’s Nordschleife circuit was halted by an unexpected graffiti that was drawn during the night.

The graffiti had the form of a six meters long white penis. The “artwork” was created near the Brünnchen corner on Saturday night.

The graffiti was painted using 20 litres of paint, said the police. The track was open at 11.30 am after a paint stripping machine removed the striking graffiti.